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The thing about reality is that it’s still there waiting for you the next morning.

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

Kids, there’s more than one story of how I met your mother. You know the short version, the thing with your mom’s yellow umbrella, but there’s a bigger story…

sexuallysassynonthreateninggay:

On scale of 1 to STOP ASKING ME THAT FUCKING QUESTION; how done do you think he is?

between the three of us we have five legs, four eyes and two and a half pairs of working lungs but we also have two dozen eggs so…

Natasha Lyonne filming OITNB Season 3 in NYC today x | x

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Allison Schulnik